An unnamed source spoken to ON VASSAR CAMPUS reports that the Townhouses got NEW ALUMINUM SIDING last summer. Thanks President Cappy! We don’t need a writing program, we need middle American comfort and convenience! We need to grill out on the lawn and get fat and happy and complacent, and be able to sleep at night knowing that that bland color of our castle will be just fine thanks to aluminum siding!!!!!
The late addition of star quarterback Tim Tebow to the hardwood vaulted the Brewer boys up the whatever-the-hell conference charts! They will face Tennessee on Thursday. Tebow’s lights-out passing and dribbling around in circles game is not to be missed!
(Tebow meets with Balds Adminbot, destroyer of all things creative and writerly)
Due to heavy internet traffic, Vassar’s student newspaper (www.miscellanynews.com) has crashed. I think this might be due to some breaking news about Vassar Layoff… stay tuned.
the link is below:
Might THIS be what Cappy is doing with the savings from the English Department cutbacks? I declare a RUMOR.
We’re still looking for more submissions for our “Believers” page, and what better time than over break to write in about our favorite memories of Vassar’s writing program??